Saturday, July 31, 2010
Am I Beautiful
"What's the key to you're heart?"
"What kind of question is that?"
"Don't answer my question with a question. No, I'm serious, the key to a man's heart is his stomach they say, what's the key to your heart?"
"Don't mind a nice feed but food is sustenance, not a key"
"Then what is it? What is the key to your heart. How do I unlock that latch?"
"OK . . erm beauty"
"What? That's a bit vague"
"OK beautiful women"
"Am I beautiful?"
"Sometimes, well you were"
"Am I not beautiful now?"
"Oh for goodness sakes, we've been married 25 years aren't you over that already?"
"No . . I would like to think you still find me beautiful and that I have the key to unlock your heartl"
"Of course I do, your lines are created by experience, your curves, through childbirth, your eyes by wisdom, your hair through longevity, your hands by labour, your smile by love. Of course you're beautiful, I love you. You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
"So you think Im beautiful? Am I the lock and you the key?"
"Unless . . you're Megan Fox."
Posted for Magpie Tales 24