Apparently, I cannot use commas.
Apparently I, cannot use commas.
Apparently I cannot, use commas.
Apparently I cannot use, commas.
The interfering little squabittys can take a swan dive off the Coat Hanger for all I care! And they'll barely make a Doppler effect. One of the awesome things about the English language is, (oops, there I go again) you can fuck it up in so many ways yet it remains comprehensible. (Should I have put a comma after 'yet'?)
Besides, picking up grammatical errors is what proofreaders are for.
Oh fuckit to Friday, I ended the tirade on a preposition.